1. Never buy real estate in Nebraska.
2. If we had more money, we could all retire thanks to MVIS.
3. No worries though, I am going to rob a bank dressed up as a cow. MOOOOOOOO!
4. Dad's favorite color is the whole rainbow (he's gay!)
5. All women should be required to sign a 'weight prenuptial' agreement . . . . if they go over 130 pounds, then they better start packing.
Now for my final thought of the day that is a thought about relationships and life:
"The seasaw just doesn't work when one person weighs heavier than the other."
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