Position Update: Johnson Household Red Wine Consumption

Due to recent "on-site" criminal behavior, I am taking a large Short Position in the Johnson Family household wine consumption. As you can imagine, this is very upsetting news for Paris, who enjoys a tall glass of Merlot every evening while reading Entrepreneur Magazine. The good news is that I am a changed man. Here is some rare footage of the "old jeff" trying to collect money around the house.