Back Porch Chillin

I just talked to Paris and quite frankly he is a little upset out about his lack of involvement in the oatmeal buffet. Paris' most recent demands:

- Aderol dosage increased to two per day. Also, the hot dogs taste much better when cooked
- No more rainbow colored bandanas
- He can't believe we have collectively only bought as much MVIS as we have. He thinks its crap. Paris-domus: Buy More!
- A demand of another magazine subscription to his already 4 per month! Also, isn't mail theft a felony?
- An escalator needs to be installed where the basement stairs are
- He feels left out with the 2 Buck Chuck consumption. A glass needs to be poured into the upstairs toilet nightly so he can be part of the group.

He has just moved from the back porch to the kitchen floor. He's feeling good.