Late Day Thought:

Great stocks on sale:

AAPL: 125.00

MVIS: 4.83

BWLD: 35.67

Note: CROX shares never go down.

Note II: AAPL is more than undervalued.

Oatmeal Buy: MVIS

Purchased 280 shares at 4.99

Working With A Monster: Literally

HANS is up a little over 13% today. Projected earnings were absolutely crushed. Red bull drinking analysts said they'd hit $218 million. The Green Monster chuckled to himself and pissed out $280 million. JJ and I spend a combined $30 a week on these killer boosts of energy. Red bull is in almost every bar cooler across the nation. Why not a Green Monster vodka. Better name, better taste, more energy. This company is money.

Bonds is a fraud.

Paris is on the back porch reading his monthly Maxim while getting some sun. Life is good.

Cramer Goes Apeshit on the Fed

Bat Adventures

JJ and I were playing the Wii in the basement last night. While he was taking a chip, what I thought was a bird flew by. It took a second to register. Was that part of the game? A quick turn around followed by JJ yelling "BAT!" turned things up a notch. The game would have to be postponed. The bat was swooping around the basement. Still with the Wii remotes in hand, we both barreled over chairs and boxes to get upstairs. We made it. We were peaking around the door to the basement. OMG! Out of hell the devil came at about 50 mph. JJ quickly slammed the door and we both dove backwards, landing on our backs. Someone's face would've been ripped off if JJ didn't get that door shut.

Long story short, the bat is trapped in the storage area. It will stay there till its death. Starvation sucks.

BWLD: WTF???

BWLD is currently down a whopping 19% today.

Their quarterly sales were reported yesterday. Analysts had predicted $77.3 million for the quarter. What do you think they did? $76 million. Are you kidding me. Dougherty & Co. also downgraded BWLD from BUY to NEUTRAL. They then stated a long term bullish outlook on BWLD.

BWLD barely missed the mark. Definitely not worthy of the hit they took in the market. With college and pro football about to kick off, chickens will be slaughtered in mass quantities every weekend. No doubt about it.

Everyone likes a sale. BWLD is on clearance.

MVIS got Rodney Stronged. Pathetic. Another good time to buy.

GO LONG MVIS . . . . BLAH BLAH BLAH

GO LONG MVIS, that's what everybody keeps saying. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I am sick and tired of waiting for MVIS. They sign a deal with Motorola. BLAH BLAH BLAH. They talk about this and that and how great they are. BLAH BLAH BLAH. All this talk makes me very upset. How upset? Well, it makes me want to cry. But since my stash of money that I use as kleenex was lost today when MVIS decided to jump off a cliff, I am now left with Dad's man bra (he once secretly wore one when he had a slight case of gynecomastia, a.k.a. Man Cans) to wipe my tears of sadness away.